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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
-- F. P. Jone...
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules: NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE To claim your prize without purchase, do the following
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f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
F: When into a room I plunge, I Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding On the poison they're exuding....

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