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Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Electrons travel at the speed of light, which i...
Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Elevators smell different to midge
Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it....
Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in.
Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endle
., see Endless Loop. -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary...
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
-- Jerome Lettvi...
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

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