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Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. -- Fred Alle
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. -- Irsin Edma
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenso
Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.
Many people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from....
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
-- Bellamy Brook...
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Ehrman's Commentary: (1) Things will get worse before they get better.
(2) Who said things would get better?...
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
-- Ronald Reagan, famous movie sta...

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