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• Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
• Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
• Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.
• Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon. -- Jilly Coope
• He who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.
• You will never really know why the English drink so much tea until you try their coffee.
  Then, you will know!...
• I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
  I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....