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• Tap dancers do it with their feet.
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
• Do not iron, naked. -- Home safety tip for men #1
• This day is called the feast of Crispian: He that outlives this day and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named, And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
• Ballet: Often the same thing as opera, when a person is inhibited and can not sing, so they dance, or do something that passes for a dance, on the tips of their toes.
• Scottish country dancers are reel people
• How many folk-dancers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do....