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• MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN. The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY. I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST. It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE. I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
  The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you....
• FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
  If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public....
• FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR. I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• When traveling, the sages say, one must always be prepared to accept local customs.
  Yet there are areas of this very kingdom where one might find it customary to tax a wizard into poverty...
• If you ain't Moslem, you ain't Shiite.