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• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split .
  .. and his ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
  You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
• INSPECTOR END OF FILM: Move along. There's nothing to see!
  Keep moving! [Suddenly he notices the cameras....
• I like the one about the fella who swam the English Channel.
  It took him fifty-eight hours to swim there, twelve seconds to come back....
• Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
  A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
• George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
  -- Red Butto...
• Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears. -- Roy Harpe