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An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
"Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says tha...
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.
Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all.
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
-- "Outsiders" comic...
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man -- A.
E. Housma...
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.

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