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An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!
Sir Geoffrey respo...
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A. P. Herbe
An excellence-oriented '80s male does not wear a regular watch.
An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.
-- Mark Twai...
An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.
Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible....

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