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Answers to Last Fortune's Questions: (1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark).
(2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. (3) I don't know....
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool wi...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. -- Charles McCabe
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art. -- Charles McCabe
Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop
Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

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