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• We fear change. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
• Turn the sucker over, and whack it!
• If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
• Treat the bailiff with respect. He has a gun. -- Malcolm Lewi
• Grampa: Son, you've got to marry that girl! Homer: Because it's the honorable thing to do?
  Grampa: [slams his hand on the table] No, because you'll never do any better....
• May your name be so famous that every bailiff, bill collector, constable, and police inspector knows it.
• At the working-man's house hunger looks in, but dares not enter!
  nor will the bailiff or the constable enter; for industry pays debts, but despair increaseth them....
• If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. If thy dick offends thee, whack it off.