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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
Bad weather reports are more often right than the good ones. -- Murphy's Thirty-Sixth Law
BAF: Blow All Fuse
Baffles! I've harkened my henus! -- Atrillo Trilobite
BAFL: Branch And FLush
Bagbiter: 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently.
2. adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This bagbiting system won't let me get out of spacewar....
bagbiter: /bag'bi:t-*r/ n. 1. Something, such as a program or a computer, that fails to work, or works in a remarkably clumsy manner.
This text editor won't let me make a file with a line ...
bagbiting: adj. Having the quality of a {bagbiter}.
This bagbiting system won't let me compute the factorial of a negative number....
Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Bagel: A pretzel that got its head together. -- Ron Smith

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