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• Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it.
  A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite....
• Good things cost less than bad ones.
• Murphy's Second Law for Wives: The snapshots you take of your husband are always more flattering than the ones he takes of you.
• There is more than one way to crash a system. -- Murphy's Seventh Law of Programming
• Innovations in law, whether good or bad, spin an entangling weave far more often than they sew a straight stitch.
  Division of labor can make for great efficiency; too great a division of labor in lawmaking can instead create a crazy quilt....
• The California Paiute Indian Reservation's laws forbid a mother-in-law to spend more than thirty days a year with her children.
• The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #42
• It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.
  The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more....
• It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.
  The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more....