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• Do you need some help crossing the river?
• All the waters of the earth are in the armpit of the Great Frog. -- Robert Crumb
• You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.
• Number One: This ritual is called...Crossing the Desert.
  [Homer gets paddled on the butt by Hibbert, Skinner, Brockman, Krusty, Moe, Quimby, and Willy in succession] Number One...
• Did you understand the music, Yoko, or was it all in vain? -- Roger Wate
• They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters.
  -- Old Testament -- Psalm cvii, 23...
• Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When stopped at an intersection you should a) watch the traffic light for your lane.
  b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn....
• You will soon forget this.