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• The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...
• Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.
• Remember Gummidge's Law and you will never be found out.
• TOG: Take Out Garbage
• 'Satisfaction Guaranteed or double your trash back.' -- Seen on the back of a Denver garbage truck
• Beware of the "Black Swan" fallacy. Deductive logic is tautological
  here is no way to get a new truth out of it, and it manipulates false statements as readily as true ones....
• Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. -- Murphy's Law No. 22
• Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
  A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
• If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.