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• You were born the wrong sex.
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• When you were born, a big chance was taken for you.
• You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
  Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
• If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
• I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
• Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?
• You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi
• Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like was popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day
  a true red- blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady....