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• You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
• There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
• Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all about the men she could've married, and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his mother cooked.
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
• God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
• Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
  -- Agnes Repplie...