Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Your Uncle is as stupid as paste.
Your uniform don't seem to fit - You're much too alive in it. -- Sting
Your Virus is now STONED. Legalize ViruScan.
Your weakness is money in their bank.
Your wife is dead when the sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Your will to survive, your love of life, your passion to know .
.. Everything that is truest and best in all species of beings has been revealed to you....
Your winning smile is your greatest asset.
Your wish is my command.
Your women. We want to buy your women. -Jake -- "The Blues Brothe
Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow.

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