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Your talents will be recognized. You will be sought out by the x-rated movie industry.
Your temper is one of your more valuable possessions. Don't lose it.
Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
Your throat may be closer than it seems.
Your time has run out!, Insert coin to continue.
Your train of thought makes all the stops.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. -- Bob Well
Your type doesn't stay around long enough to stay your type.
YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!!!
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
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