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• May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
  (2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Your hexagram reads 896787: HO HUM -- The Redundant.
  This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme boredom....
• 77. HO HUM -- The Redundant ------- (7) This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme --- --- (8) boredom.
  Your programs always bomb off. Your wife ------- (7) smells bad....
• 17. HO HUM -- The Redundant ------- (7) This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme --- --- (8) boredom.
  Your programs always bomb off. Your wife ------- (7) smells bad....
• When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
  -- Murphy's lasw on sex...