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• If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
• You may be redneck... if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
• You may be redneck... if your father is also your uncle.
• Your rich uncle will die, but will spell your name incorrectly.
• You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
• Cut, Paste, Color, Delete...
• It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.
• Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
  -- Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb...
• Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your Uncle...! ...
  In English we say, 'Good morning'... -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...