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You seem very taken with her J. P. Just in old man's fantasies.
-- Picard & Adm. Hanson, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1...
You see Picard, after we dissect your Enterprise for every precious bit of information, I intend to display it's broken hull in the center of the Romulan capital as a symbol of our victory.
It wil...
You see... There is two sides to every Schwart.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.
You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles....
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
You send `em to school ... they eat the books.
You shall be called!

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