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Your world is a miserable, doomed place.
Your worship is your furnaces which, like old idols, lost obscenes, have molten bowel
your vision is machines for making more machines. -- Gordon Bottomley (1874)...
Your worst nightmare: Bottle fed by Dolly Parton.
Your Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
You saw a WHAT around the corner?!? -- Famous Last Word
You say faith is a crutch, For a mind that's closed, You guzzle your crutch, And shove it up your nose.
-- Steve Taylor, Bad Rap ( Who You Tryin' To Kid Kid ? )...
You say hello, I say good riddance.
You say I'm cool, I'm no fool, but then you wind up applying to grad school... -- Matt Groening
You say it can't be won The way the game is run; But if you choose to stay You wind up playin' anyway.
-- Jackson Browne...
You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated?
What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool....

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