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You should never use the second person. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
-- Henrik Ibse...
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many...
You shouldn't change his code to be self consistently wrong. -- Alan Johnson 4:54pm 4/16/93
You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light-- it's too hard on the tires.
You shouldn't have anymore problems. -- Famous Last Word
You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. -- Pat Benata
You shouldn't make my toaster angry. -- Household security explained in Johnny Que
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like i
and then, you know, you're perfectly safe. -- James Whistler (1834-1903)...

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