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• Don't investigate this too closely. -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap
• Blood will tell, but it often tells too much. -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)
• A strange malaise suddenly afflicts you. You shiver with chill, and your muscles seem to turn to putty
  everything around you becomes grey and unreal. The fit quickly passes, and you find that your body has degenerated back to what it was like before you ate the spinach....
• May you never leave your marriage alive.
• You can't play your friends like marks, kid. -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting
• Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
• Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.