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• Your mother codes in BASIC!
• Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
  The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you....
• Unix is not your mother. -- The Tiger Team
• You'll never be the man your mother was!
• Your mother's gonna LOVE me!
• You'll never be the man your mother was!
• SMILEY |-D ho ho