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• Your mama's so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice.
• Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
• Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
• Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
• Some sweat-hoggin' mama with a face like a gent said my "get-up-and-go" musta got up and went.
  Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar, 'cuz my backstage boogie'll set your pants on fire!...
• Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
• Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
• NOT the Mama!!