Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Your future will be easier to digest than this cookie.
Your gift is princely, but it comes too late, And falls like sunbeams on a blasted blossom.
-- Suckling...
Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
Your girl is going bad? Low-level format her.
Your good nature will bring you unbounded happiness.
Your government is here to help you.........NOT!!!!!!!!
Your Grace...may I introduce...my _mother_... -- Edmund to the Bishop : Money
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible-- or even sinful-- that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
-- Dr. Paul MacCready Jr....
Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discotheque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.
-- Fran Le...
Your hair's thinning - Who wants fat hair?

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