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You're a load that should've been swallowed!
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You swallowed a WHAT?
Conservationists should be re-cycled.
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
RIP file not found. Should I load your mail package?
Quote #441 Whenever things get tough, C++ wimps out and forces another pointer indirection.
Of course, this 'solves' the problem for the C++ implementor, but throws a much larger problem over the fence onto the poor application writer and/or memory manager, who is now forced to deal with a much higher load of smaller objects....
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
It's been a hard day's night. You should be sleeping like a log.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.