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• Your destiny is not always the one you seek, but always the one that finds you.
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most.
  ..repulsive individual I've ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off....
• Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
• If you want to rob a shop, train your dog.
• Polymorphing your dog probably makes you safer.
• SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!
• Your dog is aging faster than you are.
• You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.