Miscellaneous Collections

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You may turn into an archangel, a fool, or a criminal -- no one will see it.
But when a button is missing, everyone sees that. -- Erich M. Remarque...
You may use this opinion for a two week trial period.
You may wish to think of animals as dumb, but they don't hire lawyers and they don't have doctors, and what is even more telling, they don't pay taxes!
You mean 2 + 2 ISN'T 5!?!
You mean Barney ISN'T a demon?
You meaner beauties of the night, That poorly satisfy our eyes More by your number than your ligh
You common people of the skies,-- What are you when the moon -- Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639) ...
You mean everything above the tagline ISN'T line noise?
You mean FDISK doesn't stand for FULL DISK BACKUP????!!
You mean I can put stuff past column 72? WOW! UNIX is great!
You mean I can send mail to myself?

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