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• Hi! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
• Jesus loves you -- but then again, so does Barney.
• Remember, only YOU can start Barney fires.
• Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
  Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
• Say what you mean and say it mean...
• Homer: [shocked] Barney, not you too?! Barney: I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome.
  .. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
• Barney: What you get when you choke a smurf.