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You may run short of hardware, but you'll never run short of hardware salespeople.
-- Weinberg's Programming Principle #9...
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
Maybe someday you'll join us, and the world will live as one. -- John Lenno...
You may say that life sucks, but compared to what?
You may see me, fat and shining, with well-cared-for hide,.
.. a hog from Epicurus's herd. -- Horace (65-8 BC) -- Satires, 4, 15...
You may see me tonight with an illegal smile. It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while.
Won't you please tell the man I didn't hurt anyone....
You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file!
You may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together--what do you get?
THE SUM OF THEIR FEARS." -- Sir Winston Churchill...
You may think that Americans have lost their competitive spirit, but watch what happens when a new line is opened at the check-out lane at K-Mart!
Competition never had a better day or a finer demo...
You may think you're smart, Pierce, but you're STUPID!
But, you've met your match in ME! -- Col. Flagg...

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