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You must pee every time you see a sign "W E T F L O O R
You must play poker, Commander. Poker? That a game of some sort?
-- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", stardate 43385.6...
You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
You must take the will for the deed.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
You must wear your rue with a difference. There 's a daisy
I would give you some violets, but they withered. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iv, Sc....
You need a bigger hammer. -- Paul's Second Law
You need a hug.
You need a prescription for a mind-altering drug that hasn't been invented yet.

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