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• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• What men call gallantry and gods adultery, Is much more common where the climate's sultry.
  -- Lord Byron (Don Juan)...
• CHINESE CASANOVA -- Don Whong.
• There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
  -- Don Herold...
• You'd think Ross Perot supplied Don Rickles with material.
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...