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You need to relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, trill!
You never act da way ya should & I like i
You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned.
Betazoid women are full of surprises. -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
You never can factor in enough debugging time.
You never catch on until after the test. -- Natalie's Law of Schoolwork
You never find a lost article until you replace it.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
You never forget how to fuck. Unless you're really, _really_ stupid. -- Frank Zappa
You never gain something but that you lose something. -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
You never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. -- Lou Holtz
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