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  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• I can't hear you over all this line noise!
• If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
• What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
• It's not line noise...it's ALIEN INVADERS!
• Line noise provided by GTE!
• I never rise above the noise and confusion...
• Is that Line Noise or a "C" program listing?
• Line noise provided by BellSouth, Inc.!