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You mean I have to take classes?! But I just came here for the beer.
You mean I'm supposed to know what the heck I'm saying?
You mean *I'M* teaching the camping merit badge?
You mean *I'M* teaching the hiking merit badge?
You mean *I'M* teaching the lifesaving merit badge?
You mean *I'M* teaching the orienteering merit badge?
You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
You mean there are BBS's that AREN'T run by drunks?
You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
You mean Virtual Memory has to actually exist?!?
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