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You'll never get there and if you do, you won't know.
You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
You'll never make it as a juggler, m'boy. Your eyes are too sad.
But don't listen to me, kid. My entire success is based on one rule...
You'll never make it--four-groups are out. -- Anonymous record company executive (to the Beatles, 1962) If you want to please only the critics, don't play too loud, too soft, too fast, too slow.
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You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately, they're not all recommended.
You'll often say, "At least I have my health," until you get cancer.
You'll sic this army of swans on me? :) HAHA.... -- Famous Last Word
You long for success? Start at the bottom; dig down. -- Edward Abbey
You look at some of these races around the country and you think it's a damn shame somebody has to win.
-- David Letterman on ugly campaig...

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