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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're looking for your hilighter and you think
  find . -pen HiLiter -pri...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO kisses you on the neck and the first thing you think is "Uh, oh, priority interrupt.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
  cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
  leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.