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You'll learn to care for yourselves, with our help.
And there's no trick to putting fruit on trees; you might even enjoy it....
You'll like them... Well some of them... Well one of them.
.. Maybe.... -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
You'll miss the whole end of the war! Yes, very bad luck.
Beep. Right... Beep. ...Now, Baldrick, I'll be back as soon as I can....
You'll need [pornography]. Lots of it. The dirty, filthy, degrading kind.
But keep it well hidden! Don't discount secret wall panels, trick drawers, holes in the yard, etc....
You'll never be half the woman your father was!
You'll never be the man your mother was!
You'll never find out whether you're miserable because you're a failure or vice versa.
You'll Never Get Away from Me, Darling, Because Even When You're Taking a Shower with Somebody Else, I'll Be the Soap on Your Rag.
-- Lewis Grizzard...
You'll never get dizzy doing a good turn.

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