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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
  cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
  you think "grep keys /dev/pockets" or "grep homework /dev/backpack...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
  'finger joe@his.house'...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
  awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
  fork(): no more processe...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your dead fish.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.