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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
  cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want more coffee and you think
  finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're writing a homework assignment, and get to the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on the next line.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
  'finger joe@his.house'...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...people talk to you while you're trying to work, and you think, "mesg n".
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're doing laundry, and you think
  ouch * <or> make clea...