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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you don't care whether C or C++ is compiled or interpreted.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after a large C program, you can't stop making algorithms.
• You can never be too paranoid. -- C. E. Crimmi
• Don't think; let the machine do it for you! -- E. C. Berkeley
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send E-mail and end each line with \n.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
  awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• S-U-C-C-E-E-S! That's the way you spell succe...
  -- Bart follows the steps of his S-M-R-T fathe...
• A C compiler ? You call THAT a C compiler ?