You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you're Reading From Paper Media And When You Finish The Page You Press The Spacebar.

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you're Reading From Paper Media And When You Finish The Page You Press The Spacebar.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you're reading from paper media and when you finish the page you press
the spacebar.

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have to put a happy face on paper, and do it sideways.
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after writing a big report, you try to backspace in a pen and paper letter.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in art class you make a mistake in a drawing and look frantically for the undo button on the paper.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you reach for the mouse to cut that piece of code from the sheet of paper on your desk and try to paste it into the editor.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.