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• You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your dead fish.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin all of your questions with "INPUT.
  . ....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.