You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Open A Window To Find A Phone Number In A File, Then Try To Cut & Paste It To The Phone.

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Open A Window To Find A Phone Number In A File, Then Try To Cut & Paste It To The Phone.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you open a window to find a phone number in a file, then try to cut &
paste it to the phone.

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you reach for the mouse to cut that piece of code from the sheet of paper on your desk and try to paste it into the editor.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after fooling around all day with routers you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
'finger joe@his.house'...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to bring a window to the front of something, then you realize that "something" is a Post-It (tm) on your screen.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to ^Z out of Quattro.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you make a mathematical proof and try to compile it to test if it is correct.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends send you to the refrigerator to get an imported beer, but you can't find an opener, so you repo
bottle: cannot open, opener: not found...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.