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You don't fix a boat from the outside because you might not be able to tread water long enough to point out everyone elses mistakes.
-- Mike Warnke, Good News Tonight....
You don't float with your weight as it is. You drowned.
You don't fool me!! You're not really an idiot!!
You don't fuck around with the infinite -- Mean Stree
You don't get another guess.... -- Avo
You don't get it boy, this is an operating table.
You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. -- George Bernard Shaw
You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when.
You can only decide how you're going to live now. -- Joan Baez...
You don't give a damn about apathy.

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