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You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
You don't need to fly to have more fun with wings. -- Joe Anderso
You don't really jerk out the eyeball, you just sorta *spring* it so it pops outa the socket.
-- Big Frank, in "Hells Angels" by Hunter S. Thompso...
You don't really understand something until you understand it in more than one way.
-- Marvin Minsky...
You don't remember me, do you? -- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell
You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain. -- Leo Duroche
You don't serialsly believe the number is really gone?
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
You don't sound very optimistic. I know my enemy, Commander.
They don't leave much room for optimism. -- Riker and Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", stardate 43510....
You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money.
I love bike racing. -- Greg LeMond...

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