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• You need to lose weight.
• The lecture the doctor gives you on your weight is called a diatribe.
• Bottled dreams float you to shore. -- Margo Pisnoy
• You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!
• The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of the packages you are carrying.
• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
• What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.
• If you are going to throw your weight around, you ought first to join an aerobics class, so you get something from your effort.
• The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it.
  If you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway. -- Milt Barbe...